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Oh, MAN, looks like Tomb is off tonight too...this is gettin' scary. Three decent players & no gig...Doh! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img] [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
...Proof of topic title?! [img]wink.gif[/img]
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 03, 2005 09:41 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]</font>
Too late to pachyderm things up now! [img]confused.gif[/img]
Ha ha
I was just gonna edit in "pachyn'" instead of "packin'" in my above post, but opted at last minute to post a new one...then I saw yours! Eh - you beat me to the punch[line].
[It don't take much gray matter to come up w this bull, er, elephant scat of mine.]
The dood on the far R; he looks like he can take it; he looks like he's got a thick-skin...a tough hide......
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 03, 2005 09:58 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]</font>
Watch those little ones. It might ram that prehensile Gibson knockoff headstock through your sacroiliac.
WTF Ha ha ha
What's that arrangement they're playin'? Is that...Mancini's "Elephant Walk?!" [Somethin' stinks in heuh...methinks it's that joke...either that, or the band...]
Those must be some big britches to have to fill in that band...if they're an 80's BB, it'll take parachute pants.
[img]graemlins/music.gif[/img] "...walk with the animals, talk with the animals, yell & scream & squawk with the animals...!" [img]graemlins/music.gif[/img] [Lead horn / MD: Doc "Doolittle" Severinsen]
OMGadd, I think I've finally lost it [for the umpteenth TIME]...somebody STOP 'im...he's gone plum mad, I tells ya. Eh, I'm only working four/four peanuts, anyway. Besides I'm outta [so-called] "material"...all outta pun[gent]s.
Dung, er, dang...
I'm outta heah! "Rollin', rollin', rollin'...RawHIDE!"
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 03, 2005 10:22 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]</font>
Baby Elephant Walk, what a fun tune! Plum forgot all about that one. I'd like to hear the Colaiuta-Garfield-Pena version.
I think Joyce is a dude. [img]eek.gif[/img]
I don't know about you, but I sleep better at night knowing what electrolysis and a good orthodontist can do nowadays. The fashion police have a rap sheet on Joyce however longer than the line at Beer & Baptist night at my local.
That pic was not so bad. I found it at the Museum of bad album covers:
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs
The concentration of bad taste there is beyond imagination. Stuff I wouldn't dare posting here.
But if you're in for a freak show, this is the place.
Worst being the album of the forgotten sister of the Jackson family. She looks really "pissed" about it...
Revisit...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Large Poohridge / Pewlrich?Quote:
As long as you don't tell me his drumr ATT was...
[J/K!]
[Aw, he can take it, he's been compensated 'healthily' for his ability; or, some of you might say, lack thereof...] /;cp...Oh dear, here we go again...sowwy. Jes a little friendly humor. His playg for what it is, is allright..."for me to POOP on!" [that was for TH]
[...& no 'bag' on Manu earlier; his name just happened to fit the absurdity & insanity ATT...I dig his playg...despite that 7 Daze live debaucle...eh, we all screw up somewhere at some point...just ask me about it...got a week?! [img]wink.gif[/img] ]
OK; I'll stop now.
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 04, 2005 02:08 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]</font>
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Large Poohridge / Pewlrich?Quote:
As long as you don't tell me his drumr ATT was...
[J/K!]
[Aw, he can take it, he's been compensated 'healthily' for his ability; or, some of you might say, lack thereof...] /;cp...Oh dear, here we go again...sowwy. Jes a little friendly humor. His playg for what it is, is allright..."for me to POOP on!" [that was for TH]...hey, somebody has to be the Whippin' [Post] Boy...I took my fair share of it back in the day...b4 I got into JAZZ! [img]wink.gif[/img] [& fusion!]
[...& no 'bag' on Manu earlier; his name just happened to fit the absurdity & insanity ATT... [img]wink.gif[/img] ]
OK; I'll stop now. [Well, it IS a humorous thread, after all...
It's all BR's fault - "he started it." Blame him. [img]tongue.gif[/img] ]
Pricki Sprokket maybe?
HA ha ha!
You back again for more here, TOO?! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
...eh, HOD humor geeks... [img]wink.gif[/img]
Gotta heve 'em ENAT. Keeps things simple, lightweight, & above board, don't'cha think?... ;cp
[...F. Pooury...]
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 04, 2005 02:13 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]</font>
I meant Trikki Sockett.
...Pookie Ball on da throne? [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
...Rickety Rackett...
N Pooert? M Pootannoy?
OMGadd, I'm such a 6th grader right now. Snap out of it, mon.
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 04, 2005 02:31 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]</font>
You do mean drum throne, don't you? [img]redface.gif[/img]
aW gOSH!!!
I can't stop laughing at these posts. Big ears... heavy foot....
Too damn funny!! [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
Yes. Check that last post of mine again, 5 ;cp
This is the sad result of having been exposed to a lot of the cr*p music on the radio, eMpTyV, CMAs, & Grammys over the yrs, 5... [img]redface.gif[/img]
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 04, 2005 02:46 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]</font>
Don't get me started on Creter Piss.
Holey Ships! [img]graemlins/cry.gif[/img]
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 04, 2005 02:38 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]</font>
Heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic who wonders if there really is a dog?
Boredom can be an evil thang for me, 5 [& JM; Tomb; & the rest a' ya's] ;c)
Now go practice your pudiments / pooleeriddems.
/;cp
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 04, 2005 02:54 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]</font>
I did about thirty seconds of Wipeout with my bare hands on the coffee table this morning. Does that qualify?
It's too early to start my Keith Moon-John Bonham elbow-bending calisthenics. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
/:cp...Guess that's some formidable technique ya gots there...
Did ya hear about the ol' guy who went into the supermaket looking for some TP?
He asked an aisle worker where the cheap stuff was, & they told him, "Down the end of this very aisle...bottm L shelf...you'll find our store brand, & then, the REALLY cheap stuff...the no-name brand." So he walks down & grabs a pack of it, buys it, & leaves.
A week later, he comes back in the same store, & finds the worker, & tells him, "Ya know, I gots a good name for your 'no-name' TP there."
& the guy says, "Oh yeah? What?"
To which the man responds, "John Wayne TP."
"Joh Wayne TP? Why JW TP?!"...
"...because it's rough, it's tough, & it don't take no shtuff off nobody."
I have a serious side AWA a kidding, kibbitzer[sp?] side. I am obviously displaying the [b]latter in all these. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
I guess there's STILL humor in Beating the You-Know-What Outta the Dead Horsesh.
You know they call a blonde standing on her head a brunette with bad breath. [img]confused.gif[/img]
E Gadds, NOW you've gone n' done it...you've gone too fahhhh... [img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/music.gif[/img]
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 04, 2005 03:36 PM: Message edited by: got_a_match_grip? ]</font>
Let me make any necessary apologies . . . that was a stinker. AWSHIT!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
"Blush [-da] you [Kazeundheit - sp]."
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